BC Unplugged Podcast: The Good, The Bad, The WTF

Posted by    |    September 19th, 2017 at 7:41 am

On the post-USC edition of the Barking Carnival Unplugged Podcast:

We take a full tour of the good (Malik, Poona, Omenihu, Elliott and the rest of the Longhorn defense taking no prisoners; Collin Johnson descending on the Trojans like a vengeful Achilles, most of Sam Ehlinger’s fourth quarter and OT) the bad (the result, the offensive approach, most of Sam Ehlinger’s first three quarters), the ugly (Connor Williams’ knee injury, the offensive tackle situation without Williams, the dubious decision to leave Nwosu unblocked and read him like we’re Georgia Tech) and the WTF (the on-the-fly invention and presentation of a couple of BC Podcast post-game awards that simply has to be heard to be believed).

Connor Williams Going Under the Knife

Posted by    |    September 18th, 2017 at 12:45 pm

Per Tom Herman’s Monday presser, the Longhorns’ badass junior left tackle will undergo knee surgery in the next week to ten days following his first-half injury against the Trojans on Saturday night. It sounds like the preliminary diagnosis is a sprained MCL and PCL along with a torn meniscus and probably some cartilage damage to boot. None of those things is individually terrible, and assuming the docs find what they’re expecting when they go in there you’re probably looking at a recovery time on the order of five weeks or so.

What Williams elects to do once he’s recovered is another matter.

He’s got a ton of heart and clearly bleeds Burnt Orange, but this is the kind of injury that can serve as a wake-up call for future earning potential. Assuming that his surgery and recovery go to form it’s almost impossible to imagine Williams falling out of the first round – and it would be entirely understandable if he chose to sit and preserve his health once he’s healed up. Of course he may choose to suit up again as soon as he’s good to go, and I suppose there’s even an Unfinished Business Narrative that sees him return to the 40 Acres in 2018…but I wouldn’t go putting too many chips on that particular bet.

Whatever his decision, here’s wishing Connor the best for a successful surgery and speedy recovery.

As to what the Longhorn O-line does in his absence…*sigh*

That’s a longer post.

Shooting From the Hip: USC 27, Texas 24

Posted by    |    September 17th, 2017 at 12:47 am

God damn. This team fought its ass off against a Top Five team on their home turf and could have, should have won. Crucial deficiencies on the OL and in the booth did them in, but celebrate the fight, heart and attitude this team showed in a ferocious effort.

OFFENSE

Chris Warren had four carries in a game that was never more than seven points out of reach.

There are a half-dozen different storylines of note in Texas’ half-wildassed, half-asstastic and half fantastic (this is the kind of game that warrants three halves) offensive game, but that’s the stat that tells the story of how Texas lost this game and who lost it for them.

An overmatched Tim Beck was utterly unable to build on the man/gap blocking success that Texas demonstrated against San Jose State, running futile zone plays that neutered Texas’ downhill potential while putting the entire game on a true freshman QB’s shoulders.

Sam Ehlinger was damn near equal to the task, eluding pressure after pressure to make preternaturally-advanced finds on the run against an upperclass-laden and well-schooled Trojan D. The Longhorn offense was fighting a massively uphill battle after the second-quarter loss of All-American tackle Connor Williams, but providing the remaining OL with no angle advantage against an athletic USC front did them no favors whatsoever. The staff may have been trying to preserve Ehlingher for conference play by not employing him on the Power Read and QB Lead Sweep plays that should be his bread and butter, but it helped contribute to the squandering of a golden opportunity to notch the first marquee win of the Tom Herman era.

Since the decision was apparently taken that the run game was totally vestigial to helping a true freshman QB beat a Top Five team on the road, let’s talk pass game. Ehlinger had his miscues, launching an ill-advised hoist to Devin Duvernay for a drive-killing INT in the first quarter and tossing another pick that I’m more forgiving of considering it came on the back of a blow to the head/face mask that went uncalled by a ref crew utterly unwilling to risk the home fans’ wrath.

But outside of those turnovers and a middling 53% completion percentage, Ehlinger was terrific. He fought dire protection from his tackles after Connor Williams went out, an utter abandonment of the run game, multiple uncalled PI’s on his wide receivers and – let’s face it – an stem-to-stern game plan that assumed Shane Buechele was under center instead of him – to notch a 298-yard, 2 TD performance that honestly should have gotten it done to torpedo Trojan hopes once again. Would it have been nice if he’d stuck a couple more throws? Would it have been nice if we hadn’t had a stretch where Denzel Okafor was determined to make a slug-ass 4.7-running run-plugging 5th-rounder who won’t get his NFL pension look like Kevin Greene?

Yeah. All those things would have been nice.

But that wasn’t the world we lived in. In the world we lived in Ehlinger overcame freshman jitters, a hostile road environment and incompetence on multiple fronts to deliver what should have been a winning performance.

I’m not sure what we do without Connor Williams at LT, and despite the fact that I’ve got eight drinks in me I’m confident that Tim Beck has a worse idea than me. But I know that a pass-first Shane Buechele O doesn’t survive nine conference games under those circumstances with a bottom-50% OC calling the shots. So rumble, young man, rumble.

We (re)discovered Collin Johnson’s dominance tonight, figuring out that 50/50 balls are more like 80/20 balls when he’s singled up and probably 60/40 balls when the safety is trying to get in the mix. Tim Beck will forget this simple fact, but if Herman manages to unshackle his long-term future from a short-timer he’ll mandate four throws a half to CJ irrespective of coverage. Armanti Foreman threw in a few vital got-to-have-it grabs and Lil’Jordan Humphrey offered glimpses of brighter days ahead.

Few of those days will come to promise without some better work up front, but for now we’ll light our Golden Girls candles for Williams and hope that we won’t be faced with outright rank incompetence when it comes to protecting an undermanned tackle group against a light-in-the-ass pass-first defensive crew going forward. And maybe we’ll stop the “Batman fighting Bizarro hand to hand while Superman solves crimes” dynamic of a Porter runs, Warren blocks game plan going forward as well.

Oh, and call some PI’s on Collin, you compromised chuckle%#$@s.

Dare to dream.

DEFENSE

What a difference a non misdirection-focused 20 personnel offense makes.

Todd Orlando put on a clinic shutting down the non-gimmick spread offenses where he’s made his bones to date. Constantly slanting opposite the back against an offense that might have just figured they were too damn talented to have to adjust, Orlando consistently ruined the Trojan run game and brought enough heat to make Darnold’s presumptive position atop the 2018 draft class a tad precarious.

This game might have been a rout if not for a half-dozen USC drops and bobbles on passes that hit them in both hands but Texas took full advantage of the Trojan miscues and then some. DeShon Elliott bagged a pair of INTs and took one back to the house – essentially equalling Tim Beck’s offensive output – while his defensive compatriots continually brought the lumber.

We kept conceding first downs by simple numbers on motion screens outside, but other than that the Longhorn D played lights out. The “they won’t risk Darnold by countering against a slant” philosophy paid off in spades, as Orlando continually sent his guys flying opposite Ronald Jones with a Locke blitz backing them and ruined the Trojans’ run-blocking schemes. Poona Ford had a lights-out effort while Malcolm Roach, Chris Nelson and even Naashon Hughes came up big when firing into gaps and ensuring consistent misfires by Ronald Jones and Stephen Carr. Maryland outfoxed Orlando with two-back misdirection and San Jose State constantly ran away from the slants and threw futile passes, but this is what Orlando’s D is schemed to look like against squads who aren’t willing to risk their QB on 10+ carries a game. Incompetents felt this scheme “neutered” Nelson and Roach, but that’s why you don’t get seduced by false double-decimal precision in allegedly analytics-focused pieces on major sites which could be written in their entirety without the X and O keys.

While the DL did the dirty work, the linebackers got to shine. Malik built on his career-best San Jose State showing with an even more versatile deployment – he stuffed the run, owned the edge and got in Darnold’s ass on the blitz. It’s hard to be prouder of Jefferson’s showing tonight – he left it all on the field and played winning football.

Anthony Wheeler also played his best game in a Longhorn uni, notching double-digit tackles and playing well off an impressive defensive front to close down plenty of Trojan run efforts. He gave up inside on a vital completion to Stephen Carr in the late-game moments, but hey – baby steps.

The secondary was by-and-large stout against a future NFL first rounder. They benefitted from a few Trojan drops, but also made their presence felt with a few picks, tight coverage and multiple hard shots. Brandon Jones raised his game from the Longhorns’ first couple of contests, but still boned us on the first overtime TD when he ignored his help rolling from the boundary to jump the #3 receiver and leave Kris Boyd hanging out to dry. C’est la sophomores, I guess.

I’m not even discussing our absurd game-losing end-of-half TD surrendered to Ronald Jones at the end of Q2 when Holton Hill took an angle that would make Euclid weep – I’m just assuming that some of you MF’s need Jesus and will atone appropriately.

Oh, and shit – I almost forgot. Charles Omenihu was a bad man tonight. Go get ‘em, young man – you will earn an NFL pension.

Special Teams

Reggie Hemphill-Mapps gained us 10 yards by snagging one kick inside the five yard line, and cost us 18 more by trying the same trick under much dumber circumstances. Our Decided Special Teams Advantage still has yet to materialize.

The Bottom Line

This was a heartbreaker, but at the same time it filled your heart to see the heart and never-say-die attitude that Texas sported from start to finish. If we’d squeaked out a disappointing win against Maryland, we’d be feeling a wildly saucy 2-1 right about now. Arrogance, incompetence and Tim Beck have us at 1-2, but all those elements are solvable in reasonably short order. We’ll light our Connor Williams candles and hope for the best on that front, but assuming we’re not SOL up front we’ve got a nice building block to turn this season into a…nice building block?

%#$@ it, I’m drunk – I don’t know.

Hook ‘em!

USC- 27, Texas – 24, 2OT

Posted by    |    September 16th, 2017 at 11:44 pm

I’m incredibly proud of this football team. You left everything on the field tonight.

Hold your heads high.

That is all.

Chalk Talk: Stopping USC

Posted by    |    September 15th, 2017 at 2:11 pm

Chalk Talk Fridays are back with a very special BC Studios look at how Todd Orlando and company can shut down…errrr….slow down…survive? We’ll go with survive against Sam Darnold, Roland Ronald Jones II and company out in Pasadena.

I probably went a bit overboard with this one, but what the hell – it’s Texas and USC.