I was just trying to book a hotel room, and the cost was a bit more than I was expecting. So I asked the nice lady …
ME: “Is that your best rate?”
HER: “Sorry, it really is … unless you qualify for a discount.”
ME: “Really … how do I qualify for a discount?”
HER: “Well, are you a AAA card holder?”
ME: “No.”
HER: “How about military? Are you active military?”
ME: “No.”
HER: “Are you a member of our rewards program?”
ME: (I’m sure I was sounding depressed by now) “No ma’am, sorry.”
HER: “So, if you’re not a AAA member, a military member or rewards program member … do you have anyhing at all to offer?”
ME: “Well, I’m really a super nice guy?” I said, just kinda kidding around.
HER: “There you go” she said excitedly, “that’s worth 20% right there!”
ME: “Really?” I said.
HER: “Absolutely … we need more super nice guys in our world.”
Who says … “Nice guys finish last.”









You’ve seen the headlines: 
“I am absolutely comfortable with the fact that men marrying men, women marrying women and heterosexual men and women marrying one another are entitled to the same exact rights, all the civil rights, all the civil liberties.” With these words,
Twenty-two percent of Americans think the world will end in their lifetime. 

