
St. Patrick’s Day will be here in T minus seven hours, and so will your loss of ability to operate machinery and/or man your vehicle. Dallas celebrates this holiday the way NOLA natives celebrate Mardis Gras – legendary style. Here’s a very green drink recipe to ensure pinchers vacate your premises on this glorious holiday.
Ingredients
½ part Midori
¾ part golden rum
½ part fresh orange juice
Garnish with a lemon or lime wedge
Directions
Pour into a tall glass over ice. (Easy enough.)
Recipe courtesy of TheNibble.com
I don’t cook a lot, so I’m not quite sure what a “part” is…just pour enough of everything to make the drink a festive shade of green, and make your buzz last well into the evening. Happy St. Patty’s, y’all.






