Posts Tagged ‘The Bachelorette’

Part II: Wes Hayden

Posted by    |    August 6th, 2010 at 3:32 pm

Fake it till you make it, dude

The big boy Wes Hayden abruptly canceled his appearance tonight at La Grange.

As The Bachelor Pad premieres this Monday, August 9, I’m sure Wes had better things to do in Hollywood.  Not sure why he thinks he’s going to improve his reputation by starring on that show, but maybe that’s not what he’s after.

I, personally, feel a combination of disappointment and relief.  I have pictured myself with my flip camera approaching said boy-man, shaking his hand, saying something clever like “I hate you” and abruptly turning away.  Now, I’m left to merely dream about an encounter with this abomination from Austin.

Must invest in closed-toed shoes.

Posted by    |    August 3rd, 2010 at 12:54 pm

If it’s Saturday afternoon, and an inferno-worthy 112 degrees, where am I? Probably at Sigel’s, stocking up on Skinnygirl margaritas to drink by the pool. It’s entirely too hot outside, and water submergence is the best (read: only) alternative to melting like Alex Mack when she’s late to class.

My friend and I were browsing the liquid maze when I heard someone walking behind me.

“Tanner P just walked in.” Which was followed by a prompt, “No he didn’t. Wait yes he did…that’s him!” I turned back around, instinctively looked down at my toes, and tried to hide them under a shelf of Tom Collins mix.

Ok, so I know it’s been a couple of seasons since he infamously massaged Jillian’s feet on national TV, but it’s still kind of cool that we have a pseudo-celeb roaming the streets of Dallas. We just happened to check-out at the same time; I saw him climb into his unnecessarily large SUV, and I may or may not have had the quick wit to memorize part of his license plate number…

So what did we, as realty TV junkies, do? Follow him, duh. (Really, what did you expect?) I promise it’s not as creepy as it sounds, we were just curious about the proximity of his toes to ours.

Remind me to make a pedicure appointment.

Wes sucks

Posted by    |    July 30th, 2010 at 10:02 am

The Back of Wes' head

I tried to think of a more creative title but then realized that he doesn’t deserve it.  For those of you who don’t know, Wes is Wes Hayden, of Jillian’s season of the Bachelorette. He was the first Bachelorette contestant to outright lie to America and act as though he was single when, in fact, he had a girlfriend back home in Austin.

Why am I talking about him now? Glad you asked.  Wes is coming to Dallas next week, August 6, 2010, to LaGrange in Deep Ellum.  I will be there with tomatoes and we’ll have a video team.  Do you wanna come?  Share this with your friends and let’s get a You+Dallas group there to show our disgust with the boy-man, Wes Hayden.  Let’s give him the audience he’s always wanted.

Oh, and don’t forget that he will soon appear on the Bachelor Pad, where he can further portray his man whore qualities.  Can’t wait.