Watch this clip.
I don’t even faithfully watch The Bachelor on ABC, but I had to comment on this ridiculous date. What woman in her right mind would set up a date that includes a fake wedding, fake vows, fake rings, even a fake minister to see how it feels? In the real world, a man would be in his car driving off 90 mph before you even uttered the phrase “mock wedding”. How in the world did Bachelor Ben find the sweet gumption to go through with this and not laugh his buns off?
It just goes to show you: pretty girls can get away with anything. Case in point: former prostitute Ashley Dupre may have taken down married Gov. Elliot Spitzer a notch or two, but she scored herself a honey of a job as a columnist in the New York Post.
Ladies, I guess there’s something to be said for a spray tan and false eyelashes to help disguise the fact you’re a few crayons shy of a full box.